Bunny
By Ainm
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PG for language
A/N: This is the (a?) sequel to Unseen Truths -- several of you asked for the Bunny backstory, and this hints at it and also addresses what happens when, as you know had to happen, Jim finds out. :-) Thanks to everyone who commented, and especially Vamysteryfan for pointing out that Naomi would probably be involved. :-)
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I knew it was a mistake. I wasn't going to be gone long, though, and I really wanted Jim and my mom to be able to get along -- how much trouble could they get into in the time it took me to run down to Collette's for some fresh bread?
Of course the moment I had that thought, I picked up the pace -- who knew what they might get into?
As I reached our floor, I was relieved not to hear the sound of violence, not that I really thought they would come to blows, but still...
But as I opened the door, two crusty French loaves tucked in the crook of my left arm, I heard something even worse.
"He was just so cute , everyone at the commune thought so, and full of boundless, bouncy energy..."
"Sticking his twitchy little bunny nose into everything too, I'm sure."
"But of course!"
"Mom!"
"Oh hi, sweetie! I was just telling Jim --"
"Mom!"
"What is it, Bunny?"
"Shut up, Jim. Naomi, I can't believe you told him about that!"
"But you were such a sweet baby, honey!"
"I'm sure you were, Bunny."
"Shut up, Jim. I knew it was a mistake to leave you two alone together -- this is even worse than the baby pictures!" I glared at the both of them, but Jim just laughed.
"Oh sweetie, I don't know what's so bad about it -- 'Bunny' is such a cute nickname!"
Jim laughed again. Bastard.
"Mom, I really don't think my image needs any extra cute added, thanks."
"It could be worse," Jim offered. "You could have been, oh, I don't know, Caterpillar, or... Moonface, or... or... Peacebottom."
"Peacebottom?!?" We both looked at him like he'd lost his mind, which apparently he had.
Suddenly Jim just fell apart laughing, great rumbles of laughter coming from deep inside of him. I couldn't remember ever hearing him sound so uninhibited and just, well, happy -- sure, he laughed, but never like this. I couldn't help but smile at him, even though I was still annoyed.
When he finally wound down, Jim reached for the bread that I was still holding.
"Come on, Peacebottom, let's get supper ready."
As I followed my now relaxed-looking partner into the kitchen, I realized that while yes, there was a worse nickname than Bunny, I hadn't really made a mistake after all.
Fin
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