Tricks for Treats
by Ainm

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A/N: The silliest fluffiest Halloween drabble ever, to counteract last week's challenge. ;-)

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"Four bags of candy, Jim?"

"You never know, Chief."

"Based on last year, that's one bag per kid."

"Always be prepared..."

"...with all your favorites?"

"You wouldn't begrudge me just a little nibble, would you?"

"I'm not going to let you sit here waiting for nonexistent trick-or-treaters and gorge on this mess."

"So what do you suggest? It's Halloween -- do you want to... dress up for me?"

"Is this all a ploy to get me to play kinky sex games?"

"I could leave this bowl outside the door..."

"You win -- but I hope you got the chaps cleaned..."

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