All Wet

By Ainm


A/N : It's rather embarrassing to be coming back from a several-week hiatus with... this... thing. :-) Low humor, probably amusing only to 6-year-old boys, and me. :-) A snippet of an argument on the balcony -- dialog-only, and it probably shouldn't be, but it's not worth another word. :-) No redeeming value whatsoever, other than it isn't very long. :-)


"I can't believe this!"

"It's almost dry, Chief."

"But it's going to be all wrinkly and crinkly and I'll know, man!"

"Well you should have thought of that before you left it perched there!"

"Well you should have seen it -- you're the Sentinel!"

"I was tired -- I somehow forgot how you like to booby-trap the place! Come on, Sandburg, sit down here, soak up these last few rays of sun -- you'll feel better."

"Ha -- I'll probably end up all wrinkly like my book."

"Only if I dunk you in the toilet first too."


"Relax, Chief -- I told you I hadn't gone yet... it was nice clean toilet water."


"Come on, just go ahead and laugh, you know you want to."


"I love you."


"Whatever it takes, Chief."

"Alright, alright, you win -- I guess it is kind of funny. Literal 'toilet humor,' huh? But don't get smug."



"Yeah, but your asshole."

"Don't forget it!"

"See?! I knew you'd laugh sooner or later!"


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