Tricks for Treats
A/N: The silliest fluffiest Halloween drabble ever, to counteract last week's challenge. ;-)
"Four bags of candy, Jim?"
"You never know, Chief."
"Based on last year, that's one bag per kid."
"Always be prepared..."
"...with all your favorites?"
"You wouldn't begrudge me just a little nibble, would you?"
"I'm not going to let you sit here waiting for nonexistent trick-or-treaters and gorge on this mess."
"So what do you suggest? It's Halloween -- do you want to... dress up for me?"
"Is this all a ploy to get me to play kinky sex games?"
"I could leave this bowl outside the door..."
"You win -- but I hope you got the chaps cleaned..."
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