"Come on, man, you've got to lighten up! Life is not all black and white, you know -- the fun is in exploring the grey areas!"

"Don't lecture me, Sandburg! I've explored many a grey area with you, you have to admit that!"

"Yeah, OK -- so what's the problem this time?"

"This isn't a grey area, Chief! Sometimes things really are binary: black or white, yes or no, on or off, male or female..."

"Not necessarily, Jim."

"Not always, Sandburg, but in this case, for me, yes -- there's just no question. Look, I have lightened up, loosened my control a bit. I understand now that I can bottom and still be a man -- hooray for the grey areas! But I will not wear that dress!"

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